did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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