it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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