Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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