Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
