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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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