shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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