Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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