It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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