ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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