you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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