Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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