i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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