I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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