Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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