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you win
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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