I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
