Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I still have a little drunk in my system
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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