I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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