Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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