I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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