Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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