I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I wish I only lived at night.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
