just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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