I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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