I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
