well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize