Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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