can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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