I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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