I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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