ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
