Only a mothe r could love this liver
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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