My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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