so that wasnt chicken after all
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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