Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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