u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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