Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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