I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How naked do you want me to be?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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