Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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