Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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