If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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