Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me too!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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