Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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