Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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