Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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