woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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