Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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