Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
