My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
it's like iHOP with fire
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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