I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize