im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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